Midget sex pt 2 tonight
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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