Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can I color on your dick again?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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