the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
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i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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