i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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