Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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