her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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