Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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