No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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