if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Welp...herpes.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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