Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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