so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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