champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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