i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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