Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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