It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
God I need to hump something, right now.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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