youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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