i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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