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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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