Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Send help, water and tortillas.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
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