it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
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i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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