The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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