i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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