just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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