awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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