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we have officially lost it.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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