We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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