I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I can text with my tongue
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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