I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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