She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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