i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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