we have pet lesbian snakes
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
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i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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