You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Small penises have feelings too.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize