He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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