I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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