Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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