Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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