umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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