I hope mine doesn't look like that
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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