hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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