I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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