My brain says no but my pants say off.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
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I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Randomize