Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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