If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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