Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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