this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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