he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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