I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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