Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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