Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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