well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
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Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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