i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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