I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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